While I’m on vacation this week – enjoy some holy humor from my files!
On a balmy evening in the South Pacific, a navy ship spied smoke coming from one of 3 huts on an uncharted island. Upon arriving at the shore, the crew was met by a shipwreck survivor. He said, “I’m so glad you’re here. I’ve been alone here for more than five years.” The captain replied, “If you’re all alone, why do I see three huts?” The survivor answered, “Well, I live in one and go to church in another.” What about the third hut?” asked the captain. “That’s where I used to go to church.”
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers. The first boy says, “My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a poem, and they give him $25.” The second boy says, “That’s nothing. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a song, and they give him $200.” The third boy says, “I got you both beat. My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, calls it a sermon, and it takes eight men to collect all the money!”